Funny Football Jokes, Laughing Soccer Quotes

Funny Football Jokes, Laughing Soccer Quotes: Take a look on our latest collection of best funny football jokes. Jokes are our part of life. These break boredom whenever we wants. I've made a list of football jokes which are enough to divert your mind and break your boredom. Go through these cool collection of funny football jokes and tell me how good they are.

Funny Football Jokes, Laughing Soccer Quotes

Fernando Torres: I have a great idea for strengthening our team.
Manager: Good! When are you leaving?

Did you hear about the Buffalo Bills kicker who tried to throw himself on the floor in a fit of rage? He missed.

A Derby County and Middlesborough fan are strolling along Duke Street and suddenly the Middlesborough supporter says "Woooh! would you look at that dead bird" The Derby Couty fan looks skywards and says "huh, where?"

I was playing football manager on my PC when I was offered the Scotland job. I knew it was a poor squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the phone down and got back to football manager.

Q: How many Manchester City fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - They are quite happy living in the shadows.

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